New game idea: make up ship names for married couples you know (shipping real people isn’t too creepy if it’s canon. would not recommend for noncommittal relationships)

e. g. Robert + Maria = Roberia (sounds like a flower) or Landon + Reagan = Reagon (ray gun)

Try to make them cool and catchy

If you think the couple would be cool with it, tell them what you now refer to them as